These are Gods clowns, think about it. Along with Hobos(look for a rant on these soon) and others on the fringe of society. Our maker gave us these individuals to laugh at and to amuse us. There whole existence is amusing - Your father is 70 and Ma is 50, don't have a fuckin kid unless you like your children to ride short busses and try to bite there fuckin ears off! I'm pregnant and bored so I think I will drink this bottle of wine so my son can be me permantly disabled, be cross eyed and will never have a mouthful of straight teeth! Or one of my favorites, I'm black, live in the ghetto and addicted to crack, so I am gnna spawn out a litter of crack babies because I think there retarded gurgling is soothing.

FUCK YOU ALL!!

Anyways, they are amusing, retards that is. Where else can you find individuals that don't care about their appearence? That can get away with wearing pajama's all day? That have no qualms playing with there genitalia all day? I guess you could find them in Mental Hospitals, but good luck sneaking into one of those, and I know if I did get into a Funny Farm, they would probably keep me in there wrapped up in a straigh jacket and stick lit candles into my ass. But back to the topic, I love retarded folk, the way they stumble around, there drunkenly slurred speach, and there resemblance to pachyderms, amuses me to no end. I would like to have a couple retards to roll around with, cruise down some boulevard, windows down, and watch him try to hit on some hotty who rolls up next to us.

Retard: Hheey Babghy, wantta Fyuck?
Hotty: Oooh baby, is that a bib you're sportin?
Retard: Biitcshh yu kknow it!
Hotty: mmm follow us, but your non-retarded friend is gonna hafta go

and at this point the retard would kick my ass and leave me poon-less for the night