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pwned: The View: week 1
The View: week 1
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Yet another new feature to the site: The View. Ever been to drunkgamers.com before it died? Remember the drunktank? Well we stole the idea from them.
Oh hell yes. Yet another feature blatantly copied off a website.
Aint no thang. Once a site dies we're allowed to steal their ideas
right?
Anyway, this week, we'd like to welcome The Notorious from www.thenewsite.com,
Frogger from #drunkgamers, along with site regulars DragonEdge and
MOJOmasTa... Anyway... on with the VIEWS!!!
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| First topic: Reality Tv. The air waves have
been plagued with these cheap to create, yet high profit shows. What
do YOU think? |
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| MOJOmasTa |
Reality shows. These low budget, un scripted, poor
excuses for entertainment sicken me. It's real easy to make a reality
show, thats cuz you could take video of me masturbating all day long,
slap a "REALITY TV" label on it, and WHAM! eight million
people watching me rub one out! Shows like this are the reason I stopped
watching tv. Sure, Survivor was a cute idea, and I kinda enjoyed the
FIRST Big Brother, but when every major network starts creating shows
of the same topic, on the same fifteen dollar budget, I tend to get
irritated. What about these *.marriage shows? MARRIED BY AMERICA,
MARRY A MILLIONAIRE, REDNECK MARRIAGE, etc???? Jesus. Marriage isnt
a game! But, thanks to prime time TV, America now thinks it is. Good
job FOX, ABC, CBS, NBC, and APTN. Good job.
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Notorious |
I'd rather eat ants. Actually, I'd rather eat ants while being
immolated. Wait a minute, I'd rather eat ants while being immolated
and hanging out with Orion. Oh hold on, scratch that last part. |
Frogger |
Hmm, click, click, click…huh...click, click, click…wtf…click,
click, click…damnit! I’m not sure if I missed something
since I usually watch fox reruns, the food network, and the history
channel but every time I click around the television all I see is
a bunch of people basking in their 15 minutes doing inane things for
crappy prizes. I don’t care about their feelings, I don’t
want to know if Joey thinks Tina is hot, and there is a 0% chance
that any of them will become my idol. All I can hope for is that it
goes the way of Japanese television and they start producing shows
that make Fear Factor look like Mr. Rogers. |
DragonEdge |
Alright Reality Shows, I don't watch much regular TV, I like
Comedy Central, Discovery, etc. But I also like FOx and there has
been an influx of these godamned monstrosities(sp) on that channel.
Bring on more Fastlane, I like action shows where I can be half
drunk, listen to my wife ramble on, clean a gun and still be able
to follow the plot. True, reality shows aren't really plot driven
per se, but there are so many of them and hundreds of characters
that I would never be able to keep em straight. At least stop with
the marriage shit, like Mojo said. Get onto some good stuff, get
a house full of Lesbians, Fox. Make a real Survivor game starring
people with paintguns. Put people that are on the fringes of society
and put them all in a house together. In other words, a little more
edgey. |
| We thought it was over, but, some of the ex
staff members from drunkgamers.com came BACK TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN,
to create another site, entitled redvsblue.
Some of us have seen the first episode, and quite frankly, it's pretty
good! What's your view on it? |
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| MOJOmasTa |
Oh hell yes. It was about goddamn time those fuckers
got this shit running. I've been anticipating this since I saw the
trailer off Drunkgamers. Seriously tho, best of luck dudes. I'm anxious
to see some more episodes! |
| Notorious |
At least we'll know for sure that it wasn't fame that made them
assholes. |
| Frogger |
Well, I think of Red vs. Blue like this: Suppose, as a kid,
you had a toy that you absolutely loved. You played with it every
single day and never got bored with it. Then one day, seemingly out
of the blue, your dad takes the toy and replaces it with the newest
Harry Potter book…written in Swahili. What the hell am I talking
about? Well, I don’t have an Xbox, I’ve never played Halo,
and I miss drunkgamers. |
DragonEdge |
While sad that www.drunkgamers.com is no longer around. I
was excited (horny) when Buzby and Gfunk gave me a surprise look
at the new website they were working on. I knew these guys (including
guS and Poop, plus some other dudes I dunno) can put on one damned
good show, after seeing the Mac Switch, and now the Intro to RvB,
that they won't let us down. I was a little worried about the whole
April 1st thing, but thats because I am an old woman at heart, and
I have a hard time being heartbroken. Anyways best of luck to RvB
and you guys know that you have my undying support, and at least
keep your forums up. I wouldnt trust this dirty canadian to run
anything, much less some forums. |
| Easy topic. Be my guest. Talk about Canada.
Hell, take a pot shot at it. You all know mojos a fat dirty canadian. |
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| MOJOmasTa |
Eh? |
| Notorious |
I'm not sure what to do with this topic. There are a lot of
things that I like about Canada: the beer, the weather, the women
(if you think I'm kidding, go to Vancouver). However, there's this
white rapper who lives there named MC Kyle Dupey or something. He's
holding that country back. (Editors note: I resent that) |
| Frogger |
A great big reserve of lumber and bitches just waiting for a
US led invasion. |
DragonEdge |
pr0n mojomasta
: draggy
im missing a canada rant from you
DragonEdgeMN
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what do u mean put it together>
DragonEdgeMN
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ok let me get a rant
pr0n mojomasta
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rant on canada
DragonEdgeMN
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/me gets in a ranting mood
pr0n mojomasta
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right now
pr0n mojomasta
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go for it
DragonEdgeMN
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/me listens to Eminem
DragonEdgeMN
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Mutherfuckin canada, home of the godmaned hippy/fag cousins of the
french
DragonEdgeMN
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naw
DragonEdgeMN
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I cant rant about canada
DragonEdgeMN
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I like canada
DragonEdgeMN
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put that
DragonEdgeMN
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I LIKE CANADA!
DragonEdgeMN
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majestic views, strong beer,
DragonEdgeMN
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hairy women
DragonEdgeMN
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fat bitches
DragonEdgeMN
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but its easy to get laid in canada
DragonEdgeMN
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you see the men on this website
DragonEdgeMN
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the women jump at you as soon as yu cross the border
DragonEdgeMN
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they drag you into bathrooms, or off into the woods
DragonEdgeMN
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I dont understand why canada is still populated by the french canadians
DragonEdgeMN
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everythime i go up there I must impregnate 5 eskimos
DragonEdgeMN
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ohh and the strong beer
DragonEdgeMN
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nummay!
pr0n mojomasta
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you done yet?
DragonEdgeMN
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yeah
DragonEdgeMN
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none of it was good
DragonEdgeMN
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cuz i like canada
DragonEdgeMN
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and its all been saidbefore
DragonEdgeMN
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go get some pics of Jessiee |
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Posted by mojomasta at April 4, 2003 05:01 PM
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