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OLde English 800 High Gravity
40 oz of Malt Liquor
16 proof

First Impressions - Master P makes this 40 say - Ugh
Comparable to - A high proof, street puddle. But has that Classic OE taste (only stronger)


Alright - this is going to be the first 40 review in a hopefully long line of them.

I'm gonna get straight down to bidness (sorry drinking 40's has to include some ghetto slang)
Ability to get the pussy wet and the dick hard- doubtful on both accounts, after drinking one of these I want to fall asleep in a corner, and any girl that can down one of these, I don't want to meet. If you are into 40's though, definitly give the Olde English products a try.

Halfway through this I experienced: loud burping, and extremely nauseous gas. I wonder how much longer it will take me to finish this fine piece of brewing. I am reminded why I love 40's in the first place, the ability to get fucked up
on a very cheap price.

Is it drinkable before it gets warm? Barely, I couldn't imagine trying to drink two of these back to back, unless I had some sort of deathwish, or maybe if I was facing gay sex. I am also looking at the lable, it says "Union Made". I dunno what to say about that, except for - I owuld hate to see what is not made by a Union.

Finish - oooH mY HEAD IS SPINning, chair is moving on it's own accord, and I am at total ease with the universe, please join me...

The aftertaste can be nasty, it tastes like hops or barley or whatever this swill is made of.
All in all a decent enough brew - for stripping paint.

Posted by at April 18, 2003 07:15 PM


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