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Chiggidy check it. I'm back, yo. Yeah, I was in the hospital. The doctor said I had celulite around my eye, thanks to infected skin tissue, thanks to my cold. Also, I had infected tonsils, infected sinuses, other infected biological piping, sore throat, the clap, plus some more things that I forgot about thanks to that kind kind IV drip they had me rolling on. I was there roughly 4 nights. This is my story.
NOTICE THIS IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 As
I was lying in my hospital bed, I could'nt help but think about many things.
You know, my girlfriend, the food back home (Yes, I'd rathar eat week old re-heated
half-eaten cheapo fast food then that fucking god awful hospital food), my computer
(My pr0n too). It's experiences like the one I just went thru that make you
appreciate the small things. Such as being able to sleep. I swear, in the 4
nights I was at the hospital, I must have gotten no more then 10 hours of sleep.
And it wasnt good, deep sleep, the kind you get after a six pack and jerking
off, it was the kind of sleep you get on the night before christmas. Hoping,
preying for morning to come. Actually, I dont know why the hell I was preying
for morning, cuz when I was awake, it was just as bad as when I was asleep.
Fucking BORING. Anyway, First thing I did when I got back was download some
pr0n (click image on the right). I dont know why the hell I downloaded so much
of it. I guess it's kinda like when you havnt eaten in a while, and you're really
hungry, so you over eat, and regret it afterwards. Thats about eight gigs of
porn right there that I downloaded in one day. How much of it will I actually
watch? next to none.
 So
yeah, what exactly was wrong with me? What was the fucking problem? I mean,
the health care system here in canada has it's ups and it's downs. Take not
paying (directly at least) for it as an example as a positive. Yet, with that,
comes a negative aspect to it all. Since we dont have to pay the doctor every
time we go see him at the emergency room, we can go see him alot more! Yeah!
This results in fucking morons clogging the emergency rooms every fucking day
just because they have a scraped up knee or a cold. Yup. Runny nose? RUNNY TO
THE HOSPITAL! A little background: I had actually went to the emergency room
two sundays ago with my girlfriend. She convinced me I was sick enough to go
take advantage of canada's health care system, so I aggreed to let her take
me. I hate hospitals. And I won't go unless I absolutley need to. I guess my
bad cold, infected eye, sore throat (I hadnt eaten for a couple days. And everyone
knows, I love my food), and ingrown toenail (see image to your left) was enough
reason for me to go. So we
Posted by mojomasta at April 30, 2003 04:18 PM
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