Guess what it's going to be about guys!

ME

Thats right. About me. Read on, fags.

Kyle Durepos. MOJOmasTa. Mojo. What comes to mind when those of you who know me hear these words? Fuck my real name, noone cares about that, this is the internet. Every time I hear (well, read) my e-identity's name, it makes me feel... I dunno, tingly. I admit it, I'm an attention whore. I'm a huge fucking attention whore. Nobody whores attention like I can. Hell, I take pics of myself in embarassing situations, poke at my obesity, pretend to be gay, write oral sex guides, and just make a general fool out of myself, and POST IT ALL ON THE INTERNET.

Why?

Because I like to. And I can. Theres a certain satisfaction of seeing myself on the computer screen. I take satisfaction in knowing me making an ass out of myself might be brightening someones day. I'm happy when people think I'm funny when I try to be funny. And I'm almost always trying to be funny.

And that can be a problem. A BIG problem.

Why?

Because people assume that that's all that I'm about. Making an ass of myself, being an attention whore. To be honest, peoples first impressions of me are VERY rarely positive ones. They either meet me when I'm drunk (hay guess what I am now) and hyperactive, sober and hyperactive, and sometimes just in a bad mood. Everyone has bad moods, but also, everyone has diffrent sides.

I take shit lightly because it's easier. I mean, I sometimes make self-slandering comments: about my weight, education, future, IQ, sexual preference, sexual habbits, and many other things. Some people take me seriously.

Hay duders, heres a crazy idea...

LEARN TO TAKE A FUCKING JOKE, ASSHOLES

Yes. Learn to take a joke. Even if it's not funny for you, or it doesnt fit inside of your definition of "humor", I don't care. A joke is a joke, and a joke isnt meant to be hurting. It's not meant to put someone down, it's meant to put someone up, and JESUS CHRIST DO I EVER NEED TO GO TAKE A PISS.

mojo the pimp

Hay guys look at me I dressed up as a pimp because I'm into cosplay and I have a fucking fetish also I want to be a pimp because selling sex is a cool thing to do am I rite

No.

I dressed up as a pimp because I thought it would be funny. Some people thought it was. Thats good. Mission successful.

You can't live your entire life worrying about what others will think of you. If I was affraid of what people thought, I'd have shut the hell up the day I was born and never have done any of the stupid shit I've done. Alright, someone doesnt like you. What are you going to do about it? Cry? Pray? Threaten him?

I know what you can do. You can get over it and start not giving a fuck. It's worked for me, mostly. I have great friends, a great girlfriend, my relationship with my family is alright. The only thing I'm lacking is direction. So hand me a fucking compass and I'll be on my way. One step at a fucking time.